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If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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Something was burned this time?
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Two words: Stupid Customers
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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That'll do it every time
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
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There are no stupid customers, only stupid tech support.no matrox, no matroxusers.Comment
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Sounds like you never worked tech support...Originally posted by thop
There are no stupid customers, only stupid tech support.We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!
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Originally posted by tjalfe
Sounds like you never worked tech support...
Or worked with the public at all.
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I did work tech support, and also called them often enough to know that most of the time tech support is the problem, not the user.no matrox, no matroxusers.Comment
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However, it is the dumb user that keeps many of us in a job!
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Since 90% of users can't read whats on the screen I would say they're stupid.
Also typical conversations.
me: Right click please.
me: No I said right click.
me: Right click please you're left clicking.
me: Thank gawd they hung.
me: No I'm afraid theres no such thing as Windows 97.
user: I've got sobig on my mac.
user: Which ones the right mouse button?
user: Sorry I didn't write the error message down.
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I'd say that the ones that can't remember that to browse start menu you have to move your mouse not only vertically, but also horizontally (user: why the programs menu is dissapearing again when I move the cursor to some item? (moves just to the high of the item in reality...)) are just stupid. Comment
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now that was not a tech suport situation, it was a customer that was Stupid, incredible stupid all by himself!!!Originally posted by thop
There are no stupid customers, only stupid tech support.
and saying that there are no stupid customenrs are inane
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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There are a lot of useless brainless techs, but there are a lot of useless brainless customers too. Good techs are hard to find, they often get easily frustrated and leave the company leaving nothing but stupid techs. (which is what happened in my case) So in a way, thop is right.
The problem with most customers is that they leave it ALL to the tech, and that is very frustrating because most of the time the customer has done a particular task many times but trusts that the tech knows better. Ther in lies the problem. The customer calls in and suddenly turns into a zombie leaving the tech to be his/her puppetmaster.Titanium is the new bling!
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