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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    Canadian Joke

    A guy walked into a bar in Saskatchewan and orders a mudslide. The
    bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
    "No," replies the man, "I'm from Manitoba".
    The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Manitoba ?"
    "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
    The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
    tax-e-derm-ist?
    "The man says,"I mount animals".
    The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys,
    he's one of us!"
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • ayoub_ibrahim
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 1999
    • 2445

    #2

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    • Tjalfe
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2002
      • 3053

      #3
      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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      • bsdgeek
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2002
        • 1543

        #4
        Haha! The humor is apparent within the post, therefore inspiring laughter to the 3rd degree!

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645

          #5
          ROFL
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • Brian R.
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 3874

            #6
            What's a mudslide?

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            • Wombat
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 2000
              • 9498

              #7
              A chocolaty frozen drink involving Irish creme, and other stuff. Not quite a fru-fru drink, on the same level as a white russian. But damn tasty at summer parties.
              Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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              • DukeP
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 1999
                • 1830

                #8
                lol. Good one..

                ~~DukeP~~

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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #9
                  Virgin wool comes only from ewes that can run faster than the shepherd.
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • gt40
                    This space for rent
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 3973

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Brian Ellis
                    Virgin wool comes only from ewes that can run faster than the shepherd.
                    I thought it came from ugly sheep.
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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