staying late in the office, for a quicky?

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    staying late in the office, for a quicky?

    Here's something to consider...

    10% of women had s?? within the first hour of their first date
    20% of men had s?? in a non-traditional place
    36% of women favour nudity
    45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes
    46% of women experienced anal s??
    70% of women prefer s?? in the morning
    80% of men have never experienced homos??ual relations
    90% of women would like to have s?? in the forest
    99% of women have never experienced s?? in the office.

    Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having
    anal s?? in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have s??
    in the office at the end of the day.

    Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.
    Lawrence
  • Indiana
    Super MURCer
    • Mar 2000
    • 2410

    #2
    But we named the *dog* Indiana...
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    • Tjalfe
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2002
      • 3053

      #3
      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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      • Byock
        Super MURCer
        • Jul 2000
        • 2328

        #4
        I knew there was no good reason to stay late...
        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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        • Wombat
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2000
          • 9498

          #5
          A forest is non-traditional? Jesus, don't people go camping anymore?
          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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          • RibsteakRon
            MURCer
            • Mar 2002
            • 108

            #6
            That does it, I'm going home right now!

            A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592

              #7
              Originally posted by Wombat
              A forest is non-traditional? Jesus, don't people go camping anymore?
              As often as possible
              Dr. Mordrid
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              • Novdid
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 2000
                • 2609

                #8
                Re: staying late in the office, for a quicky?

                Originally posted by LvR
                Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.

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                • Belwarrior
                  MURCer
                  • Nov 2000
                  • 888

                  #9
                  That does it, I'm going home right now!
                  LOL
                  Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

                  AMD PhenomII555@B55(Quadcore-3.2GHz) Gigabyte GA-890FXA-UD5 Kingston 1x2GB Generic 8400GS512MB WD1.5TB LGMulti-Drive Dell2407WFP
                  ***Matrox G400DH 32MB still chugging along happily in my other pc***

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                  • J1NG
                    Super MURCer
                    • Feb 2000
                    • 1388

                    #10
                    I always knew there was a good reason to go contemplating things of the Universe in the Forest.

                    J1NG

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #11
                      ROFL!!
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • DukeP
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 1999
                        • 1830

                        #12
                        Heh.
                        (Y)

                        ~~DukeP~~

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