Women Are Like Newspapers Because...

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Women Are Like Newspapers Because...

    - Older ones are not in demand.
    - They’re well worth looking over.
    - They have a great deal of influence.
    - You can’t believe everything they say.
    - They always have the last word.
    - You should really get your own and not go borrowing your neighbor’s.
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
  • RhinoZ
    MURCer
    • Jul 2001
    • 843

    #2
    Ha Ha HA

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    • SpiralDragon
      Super MURCer
      • May 2002
      • 3548

      #3
      ROFL
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • Kooldino
        Super MURCer
        • Nov 2002
        • 3026

        #4
        Haha, i like the last one.

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645

          #5
          rofl
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • ayoub_ibrahim
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 2445

            #6

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            • M|x
              Super MURCer
              • Nov 2002
              • 494

              #7

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                Hehe!
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • Chrono_Wanderer
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2540

                  #9
                  roflmao. Good one!

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                  • Novdid
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 2609

                    #10

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