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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    Why men Lie

    One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his
    axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.


    The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

    The woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

    "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

    Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

    "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

    The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

    Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

    "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

    "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have
    come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

    That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • M|x
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2002
      • 494

      #3
      Re: Why men Lie

      Originally posted by gt40


      The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

      That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
      indeed

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      • Chrono_Wanderer
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2002
        • 2540

        #4
        LOL great!

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        • J1NG
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2000
          • 1388

          #5
          Indeed.

          Though I prefer Paquin to Lopez.

          J1NG

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          • Admiral
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 2000
            • 3125

            #6
            Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
            A certain grin was already on my face when I got to this part

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            • GuchiGuh
              Comic Relief
              • Jun 2002
              • 1656

              #7
              Awesome

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              • KRSESQ
                Super MURCer
                • Feb 2000
                • 3224

                #8
                I've been trying to tell my wife this for years, but she STILL doesn't get it!

                Kevin

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                • The PIT
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11901

                  #9
                  Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                  Weather nut and sad git.

                  My Weather Page

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                  • SpiralDragon
                    Super MURCer
                    • May 2002
                    • 3548

                    #10
                    ROFLMAO
                    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                    • Guru
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 6018

                      #11
                      According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                      • SitFlyer
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 7178

                        #12

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                        • KeiFront
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 2668

                          #13
                          Awesome
                          Main: Dual Xeon LV2.4Ghz@3.1Ghz | 3X21" | NVidia 6800 | 2Gb DDR | SCSI
                          Second: Dual PIII 1GHz | 21" Monitor | G200MMS + Quadro 2 Pro | 512MB ECC SDRAM | SCSI
                          Third: Apple G4 450Mhz | 21" Monitor | Radeon 8500 | 1,5Gb SDRAM | SCSI

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                          • Duty
                            MURCer
                            • Apr 2000
                            • 714

                            #14
                            Finally....Truth in advertising.
                            -We stop learning when We die, and some
                            people just don't know They're dead yet!

                            Member of the COC!
                            Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                            Food for thought...
                            - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                            - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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