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and a joke...
A priest and a rabbi were talking about confession one day when the priest got an idea. "Why don't you sit in with me on confession today?"
"Are you sure that would be okay?" asked rabbi.
"Well, no one will know...what can it hurt?" replied priest.
So rabbi accepted and first woman in booth said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"What did you do?" he asked.
"I cheated on my husband," she admitted.
"How many times?" priest asked.
"Three times, Father."
"Say five Hail Mary's and put five dollars in offering box."
The next woman who came in had much same confession. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I cheated on my husband three times."
Once again priest replied, "Say five Hail Mary's and put five dollars in offering box."
Now that rabbi had seen how easy it was he offered to deal with next confession for priest. "Well, I really don't see what it could hurt. Go ahead." offered the priest.
Another woman came in and said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"What have you done?" asked rabbi.
"In a moment of weakness I cheated on my husband." she confessed.
"Just once?" asked rabbi.
"No. Twice." replied woman.
"Well, go do it again, they're three for five dollars today."I'm a genie in a bottle BABY, gotta rub ME the right way!!! -
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Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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Funny.
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We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!
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LOL
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Hehe.
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Originally posted by KvHagedorn
Howdy, little lady.. welcome to hell!
-We stop learning when We die, and some
people just don't know They're dead yet!
Member of the COC!
Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)
Food for thought...
- Remember when naps were a bad thing?
- Remember 3 is the magic number....Comment
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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Re: something to put a smile on your face...
Damn, I love that link Ozbreeze!Originally posted by Ozbreeze
think this will work?
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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Re: something to put a smile on your face...
No it won't. Trust me about it.Originally posted by Ozbreeze
think this will work?"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."Comment
something to put a smile on your face...
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