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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    No more ......... PLEASE!

    Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she
    met up with Father Murphy.

    The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
    and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?"

    She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."

    The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"

    She replied, "No, not yet, Father."

    The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll
    light a candle for ye and yer husband."

    She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father.", and they parted their
    seperate ways.

    Some years later they met again.

    The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?"

    She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"

    The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

    She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10
    in all!"

    The Father said, "That's wonderful!" How is yer loving husband doing?"

    She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.
    Lawrence
  • DentyCracker
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2000
    • 2023

    #2
    ROFL
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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #3
      ROFLMAO
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • PAugustin
        MURCer
        • Nov 2000
        • 700

        #4
        Nice one
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        • Novdid
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2000
          • 2609

          #5
          Excellent!!!

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          • M|x
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 2002
            • 494

            #6
            LMAO

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              HAHAHA!!
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • GuchiGuh
                Comic Relief
                • Jun 2002
                • 1656

                #8
                BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! tops!!!!!!!

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