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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #16
    LMAO!

    This is particularly funny to me because I just started learning C about a month ago so it's all I think about lately. I just started learning about the ++ operators and the next chapter(which I cheated and read some of already) is about the while and for loops.

    Dave
    Last edited by Helevitia; 7 October 2003, 16:34.
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #17
      ROTFLMAO
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • Jammrock
        The Berserker
        • Aug 1999
        • 8661

        #18
        The geek population of MURC is staggering. I'm surprised this many people caught the joke.

        Jammrock
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • az
          Moderator
          • Feb 2001
          • 9336

          #19
          No we didn't. We just laughed because all the others did, too

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • cjolley
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7672

            #20
            Joke?
            chuck
            Chuck
            秋音的爸爸

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            • knirfie
              MURCer
              • Mar 2002
              • 789

              #21
              he also forgot the { and the } (for the for-loop)
              Main Machine: Intel Q6600@3.33, Abit IP-35 E, 4 x Geil 2048MB PC2-6400-CL4, Asus Geforce 8800GTS 512MB@700/2100, 150GB WD Raptor, Highpoint RR2640, 3x Seagate LP 1.5TB (RAID5), NEC-3500 DVD+/-R(W), Antec SLK3700BQE case, BeQuiet! DarkPower Pro 530W

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              • cjolley
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7672

                #22
                I'ts a single statement and doesn't need the brackets
                chuck

                PS He declared main int (void) because he returns an int zero and takes no arguments.
                Last edited by cjolley; 8 October 2003, 12:56.
                Chuck
                秋音的爸爸

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                • GT98
                  FanBoy
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 4408

                  #23
                  I thought it was HTML

                  Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                  • SpiralDragon
                    Super MURCer
                    • May 2002
                    • 3548

                    #24
                    it dosent take a geek to realise this joke...
                    Last edited by SpiralDragon; 9 October 2003, 13:14.
                    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                    • Chrono_Wanderer
                      Super MURCer
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 2540

                      #25
                      Java version



                      import java.awt.*;

                      public class getALife {
                      public getALife (String str, int times) {
                      for (int i = 0; i <times; i++)
                      {
                      System.out.println (str);
                      }
                      }

                      public static void main (String [] args)
                      {
                      getALife g = new getALife ("<All MURCers please proceed to get a life>", 5000);
                      }
                      }

                      <sneaky thread time! go SPAM!!!!>

                      Last edited by Chrono_Wanderer; 8 October 2003, 22:25.

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                      • Chrono_Wanderer
                        Super MURCer
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 2540

                        #26
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                        • Jammrock
                          The Berserker
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 8661

                          #27
                          Bill Amend has "patched" his comic strip:
                          Patch released
                          A few gazillion readers have written to express concern about Jason's C code in my 10-3-03 strip. Click here for a patch to bring the strip up to version 1.0.1.
                          Jammrock
                          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                          • az
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9336

                            #28
                            Very, very funny

                            AZ
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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