Picking up Chicks

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  • ALBPM
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 3868

    #1

    Picking up Chicks

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of which loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)


    "When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."
    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"
  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • gt40
      This space for rent
      • Sep 1999
      • 3973

      #3
      haha!
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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      • The Rock
        Super MURCer
        • Oct 1999
        • 1063

        #4
        ROFL!!!
        Bart

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        • LvR
          Super MURCer
          • Jun 2000
          • 1570

          #5
          Lawrence

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          • DukeP
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 1999
            • 1830

            #6
            ROFLMAO!!!

            ~~DukeP~~

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            • TransformX
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 2003
              • 4946

              #7
              "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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              • Byock
                Super MURCer
                • Jul 2000
                • 2328

                #8
                "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                • dbdg
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 1030

                  #9
                  Was it slippy byock?

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                  • Admiral
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 2000
                    • 3125

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dbdg
                    Was it slippy byock?


                    Last edited by Admiral; 7 October 2003, 08:30.

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                    • gt40
                      This space for rent
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 3973

                      #11
                      Using a horse to lift Byock out of The Pit????
                      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                      • ayoub_ibrahim
                        Super MURCer
                        • Dec 1999
                        • 2445

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gt40
                        Using a horse to lift Byock out of The Pit????
                        LOL

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                        • LvR
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jun 2000
                          • 1570

                          #13
                          What a cock-up!
                          Lawrence

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                          • Duty
                            MURCer
                            • Apr 2000
                            • 714

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gt40
                            Using a horse to lift Byock out of The Pit????
                            What does The Pit have to say about this?


                            Jeff
                            -We stop learning when We die, and some
                            people just don't know They're dead yet!

                            Member of the COC!
                            Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                            Food for thought...
                            - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                            - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                            • WyWyWyWy
                              Super MURCer
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 1087

                              #15
                              The PIT almost got the chick without a Harley and (possibly) without a big thing!
                              P4 Northwood 1.8GHz@2.7GHz 1.65V Albatron PX845PEV Pro
                              Running two Dell 2005FPW 20" Widescreen LCD
                              And of course, Matrox Parhelia | My Matrox histroy: Mill-I, Mill-II, Mystique, G400, Parhelia

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