Latest addition to the Periodic Table
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons,75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay
but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy
neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each organization causes some morons to become neutrons forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration.
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons,75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay
but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy
neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each organization causes some morons to become neutrons forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration.
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