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  • Wombat
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2000
    • 9498

    #16
    Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
    The "messed up American parents" are those who took the bucks 10 years ago and left this perv on the streets to offend again.

    Dr. Mordrid
    Can you blame them? Taking someone famous to court sucks. Yes, they profited, but if I were them, I doubt I'd take the alternative course either. My friends that are grown women have had awful things done/said to them by the defending attorneys in rape cases, I wouldn't want to put a child through that.
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    • Gurm
      MS Fanboy
      • Aug 1999
      • 11460

      #17
      Yeah. Actually, there was an episode of Law & Order that parodied the Michael Jackson thing, but turned it around so that the parents had intentionally left the kid with the singer knowing that he would be molested and they could sue and get a settlement.

      But that does nothing to detract from the situation. Michael started going weird a long time ago. Dunno what happened - I think it was all the hormones his parents injected him with.

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      • Gurm
        MS Fanboy
        • Aug 1999
        • 11460

        #18
        Plus, I don't see that lawyer doing such a great job for Peterson... y'know?

        - Gurm
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • lecter
          Super MURCer
          • May 2002
          • 1467

          #19
          Isn't Geragos the lawyer that keeps showing up on Larry King?
          All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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          • Fluff
            Super MURCer
            • Apr 2002
            • 1522

            #20
            Latest from Sky News:

            An arrest warrant has been issued for pop icon Michael Jackson.

            Apparently whilst searching his Neverland Ranch, Police found class A drugs
            in his lounge, class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.....
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            • GT98
              FanBoy
              • Aug 1999
              • 4408

              #21
              Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
              The "messed up American parents" are those who took the bucks 10 years ago and left this perv on the streets to offend again.

              Dr. Mordrid
              Well I heard on the News yesterday thats the Reason that California changed it laws for Child abuse cases...they are now required to testifiy in the case.
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              • The PIT
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 11901

                #22
                Originally posted by Fluff
                Latest from Sky News:

                An arrest warrant has been issued for pop icon Michael Jackson.

                Apparently whilst searching his Neverland Ranch, Police found class A drugs
                in his lounge, class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.....
                Oh it changed I guess class 4c was dismissed.
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                • Kooldino
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 3026

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                  And Court TV is also saying that this kids parents aren't interested in a settlement.....they want to hear the sound of jailhouse doors slamming shut on his sorry ass.
                  Or SOMETHING slamming on his ass.



                  I can't imagine them NOT wanting a settlement out of it, though.

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                  • Kooldino
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3026

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Fluff
                    Latest from Sky News:

                    An arrest warrant has been issued for pop icon Michael Jackson.

                    Apparently whilst searching his Neverland Ranch, Police found class A drugs
                    in his lounge, class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.....
                    Define class A, B, and C?

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                    • bsdgeek
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1543

                      #25
                      How about some bad MJ jokes? (Warning? Not sure.)

                      Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
                      A. From a catalogue.

                      Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
                      A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

                      Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
                      A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

                      Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
                      A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

                      Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
                      A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

                      Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
                      A. They both ride three year olds.

                      Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's
                      underpants?
                      A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

                      Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
                      A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry
                      groceries.

                      Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
                      A. Two 5 year olds.

                      Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
                      A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

                      Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
                      A. He thought it was a delivery service.

                      The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any
                      more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

                      Did you hear that Michael Jackson rushed over to Walmart after hearing their radio ad? He heard they had little boys' pants half off!

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                      • Lambo-Fan
                        MURCer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 367

                        #26
                        This joke is funny and sad at the same time.
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                        • Jon P. Inghram
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 1999
                          • 3878

                          #27


                          Courtesy of The Smoking Gun.
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                          Last edited by Jon P. Inghram; 20 November 2003, 22:58.

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                          • KvHagedorn
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 10725

                            #28
                            AAAGGGHHH!!! Make it go AWAY!

                            Looks like a possessed, demonic version of an 80 yr old woman I know.. but she probably has more male hormones.

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                            • KvHagedorn
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 10725

                              #29
                              Alright, this shit gets weirder.. I just heard that he hired his second "wife" (a blonde white woman) to marry him and bear his children, which were both (coincidentally?) boys. That kid he dangled over the balcony had an awfully white hand for a half black child, though, and he supposedly never allows their faces to be seen, covering them with veils. I'm wondering if donor sperm was used from some white man so he could have two caucasian children that were legally his, so he could do whatever he wanted to with them. Here's a question for Dr Mordrid or others who might know.. can donor sperm be centrifuged or separated somehow to ensure a male child will be born? I think I remember reading somewhere that this was possible.

                              This guy is so weird, rich, and unencumbered by moral reality in using the power money brings that he looks more and more like some oddball arch-villian from a comic book.. He actually named "his" kids "Prince Michael I" and "Prince Michael II"
                              Last edited by KvHagedorn; 20 November 2003, 23:09.

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                              • lecter
                                Super MURCer
                                • May 2002
                                • 1467

                                #30
                                Even if the kids are legally his, I doubt he can do "whatever he wants" with them.
                                All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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