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  • 3dfx
    MURCer
    • Oct 2002
    • 697

    #1

    Joke !!

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
    buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
    genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
    wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion rounded by 50
    beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the
    house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
    the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He
    answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Klu Klux Klan
    outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throws a rope over a
    limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

    The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods;
    it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I
    can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big
    mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a
    millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me
  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #2
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • GuchiGuh
      Comic Relief
      • Jun 2002
      • 1656

      #3
      quick quick, I don't get it again.
      what does "Hung like a black man' mean?

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      • TransformX
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 2003
        • 4946

        #4
        Black men are considered to be well endowed (have big d*cks).
        "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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        • VJ
          Moderator
          • Mar 2001
          • 9733

          #5
          Off course, if we want to nitpick, there is a difference between "hung" and "hanged"........

          Good joke anyway!


          Jörg
          pixar
          Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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          • Jammrock
            The Berserker
            • Aug 1999
            • 8661

            #6
            It's a play on words. The south is notorious for not getting their tenses correct, that and past tense of hanged is hung.

            Jammrock
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • az
              Moderator
              • Feb 2001
              • 9336

              #7


              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • DukeP
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 1999
                • 1830

                #8


                ~~DukeP~~

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                • Chrono_Wanderer
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2540

                  #9
                  ROFLMOA!!!

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                  • Tjalfe
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3053

                    #10
                    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #11
                      Rofl
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • KvHagedorn
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 10725

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TransformX
                        Black men are considered to be well endowed (have big d*cks).
                        .. which happens to be a bullshit myth started by (guess who?) black men. The truth is, their size just doesn't change much from flaccid to erect, while white men's usually change quite dramatically. This might be why the traitor white women who go for black men are usually either stupid or ugly or both.. stupid enough to believe the bullshit or so ugly they have never seen a white guy hard.

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                        • Marshmallowman
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 3416

                          #13
                          how did you lean this stuff Kv

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                          • KvHagedorn
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 10725

                            #14
                            One needs an argument with which to pummel those stupid myth believers.

                            .. and the Kinsey data give the real evidence.

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #15
                              I saw a TV programme which had a slightly different version of how this myth started - basically they claimed that throughout history yer average barbarian has been represented as being not-civilised, with one of the prime indicators of this being well hung. The greeks did it (and this is why their statues of v. v. civilised men had v. v. small penises) - the romans did it - apparently they started the myth that scotsmen are well hung . The same thing happened when europeans headed off into Africa. So it's more like age-old propaganda that anyone who is savage and un-civilised is well hung. Apparently
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