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  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #1

    Todays Dilbert


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    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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  • SitFlyer
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2002
    • 7178

    #2
    ROTFLMAO!!

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      HAHAHA!!!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • TransformX
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 2003
        • 4946

        #4
        Great one !
        "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645

          #5
          ROTFLMAO
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • gt40
            This space for rent
            • Sep 1999
            • 3973

            #6
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • Marshmallowman
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 3416

              #7

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              • Jammrock
                The Berserker
                • Aug 1999
                • 8661

                #8
                How true, how true.

                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                • UtwigMU
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 5651

                  #9

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                  • DukeP
                    Super MURCer
                    • Nov 1999
                    • 1830

                    #10
                    I know that person. I think he's employed around here..

                    ~~DukeP~~

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                    • The Rock
                      Super MURCer
                      • Oct 1999
                      • 1063

                      #11
                      HAAAAhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Most excellent!
                      Bart

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                      • Belwarrior
                        MURCer
                        • Nov 2000
                        • 888

                        #12
                        LOL

                        but since i got nothing to do ... so another answer would be bring fox over 1st, come back take 1 chicken over and bring the fox back, put down fox and take chicken no2 over and come back for the fox and bring it over.. all across the river
                        Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

                        AMD PhenomII555@B55(Quadcore-3.2GHz) Gigabyte GA-890FXA-UD5 Kingston 1x2GB Generic 8400GS512MB WD1.5TB LGMulti-Drive Dell2407WFP
                        ***Matrox G400DH 32MB still chugging along happily in my other pc***

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                        • SpiralDragon
                          Super MURCer
                          • May 2002
                          • 3548

                          #13
                          lol
                          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                          • Ribbit
                            Super MURCer
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 1174

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DukeP
                            I know that person. I think he's employed around here..
                            That probably means the pointy-haired guy is your boss then
                            Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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