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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    Yet another joke.

    It's opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the
    bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
    stuff.
    As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
    who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
    intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
    pocket watch from his coat.
    " I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
    special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."
    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
    "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
    swaying watch, u! ntil suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
    fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
    Shit," said the hypnotist.
    It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #3
      ROTFLMAO
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • dbdg
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 1030

        #4
        lol

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        • KvHagedorn
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 10725

          #5
          hehe

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          • The Rock
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 1999
            • 1063

            #6
            ROFL!!
            Bart

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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661

              #7
              ROFL!
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • Fat Tone
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7579

                #8
                LOL

                That's one for the pub!
                FT.

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