The speeding ticket....

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592
    #1

    The speeding ticket....

    Professor Heisenberg, running late for a meeting with Einstein, gets pulled over for doing 90 in a 45 zone.

    "Do you know how fast you were going?" the police officer asks, incredulously.

    "No," replied Prof. Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"

    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 6 December 2003, 09:50.
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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645
      #2
      ROFL
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        • Umfriend
          Crabby Smurf
          • Mar 2001
          • 7308
          #3
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            • Marshmallowman
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 3416
              #4

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