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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592
    #1

    Life as an egg...

    If you think YOUR life is bad.....how would you like to be an egg?

    You only get laid once.

    You only get eaten once.

    It takes four minutes to get hard.

    And only two minutes to get soft.

    You share your box with 11 other guys

    But worst of all; the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

    So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!!!

    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 7 December 2003, 09:23.
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623
      #2
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • ayoub_ibrahim
          Super MURCer
          • Dec 1999
          • 2445
          #3

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            • Technoid
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 7645
              #4
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725
                  #5
                  Hmm I dunno about that.. I saw a movie once where this woman was using an egg in all sorts of creative ways.. I'd say that egg got laid about ten times within a space of five minutes.

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                    • Rakido
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2000
                      • 1313
                      #6
                      What was the name of the movie? "Byock's Dreams Vol. 1" ?


                      Rakido
                      "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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                        • Umfriend
                          Crabby Smurf
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 7308
                          #7
                          ROFL
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                            • dbdg
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 1030
                              #8
                              Must have been version 2 of the film that I saw, they moved from an egg to a coke can.

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                                • Byock
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Jul 2000
                                  • 2328
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Rakido
                                  What was the name of the movie? "Byock's Dreams Vol. 1" ?


                                  Rakido
                                  Damn! Who told?!?

                                  I mean, ROTFL
                                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                                    • Dr Mordrid
                                      Moderator
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 26592
                                      #10


                                      Dr. Mordrid
                                      Dr. Mordrid
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                                      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                                      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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