Err... they want to knight Bill Gates !

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  • Admiral
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2000
    • 3125

    #1

    Err... they want to knight Bill Gates !

    Bill Gates, the Microsoft founder and the world's wealthiest man, is to receive an honorary knighthood for "services to global enterprise".

    The recommendation that he receive the honour was made by the Chancellor, Gordon Brown. Buckingham Palace is expected to announce it tomorrow, when Mr Gates will speak at a conference on "Advancing Enterprise" organised by Mr Brown.
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  • KvHagedorn
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 10725

    #2
    How disgusting.

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    • TransformX
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 2003
      • 4946

      #3
      "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #4
        he is already benighted
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • RedRed
          Super MURCer
          • May 2000
          • 2423

          #5
          Exactly, Brian

          He joined the ranks of the baelzebub, and long ago became Knight Commander there!
          Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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          • dbdg
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 1030

            #6
            Cool, well done Bill.

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            • az
              Moderator
              • Feb 2001
              • 9336

              #7
              Well, if half the actors of this world really deserve to be knighted, he does, too, IMHO. But it's a little sad to see there's no distinction between him and people like Tim Berners-Lee (apart from the fact that he cannot gain the "Sir" prefix, not coming from a commonwealth state).

              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • Jammrock
                The Berserker
                • Aug 1999
                • 8661

                #8
                Money can buy popularity, but money can't buy you knighthood ... oh wait, it can.

                Jammrock
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                • gt40
                  This space for rent
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 3973

                  #9
                  You can knight him 'The Black Knight'.
                  Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                  • TransformX
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 4946

                    #10
                    You mean "BlackAdder"
                    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                    • gt40
                      This space for rent
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 3973

                      #11
                      No, I mean this one:
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                      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                      • Wulfman
                        Super MURCer
                        • Oct 2000
                        • 1662

                        #12
                        not many people donate 1 billion "just like that" for foreign aid.

                        now if they would just announce how much of that is cash & how much software...

                        mfg
                        wulfman
                        "Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
                        "Lobsters?"
                        "Really? I didn't know they did that."
                        "Oh yes, red means help!"

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                        • Byock
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jul 2000
                          • 2328

                          #13
                          Bah, disgusting. As if the title "Sir" wasn't getting degraded enough.
                          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                          • MultimediaMan
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 1905

                            #14
                            It is an honorary title, kids.

                            Not bad for a college dropout, though....
                            Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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                            • Tempest
                              Super MURCer
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 1111

                              #15
                              Bravely bold Sir William / rode forth from Microsoft...

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