Guchi is Parrot!!!!
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Nah the Parrot is far too intelligent in comparison.
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Fascinating story. Makes me wonder what my cat is meowing about when he's obviously trying to say something. I swear it sounds like some sort of elaborate sentence, only in cat talk.
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Great story. My cat yells at us in the morning. It's quite funny. As soon as the alarm goes off, he jumps on the bed and immediately puts one paw on my wifes nose and starts to yell at her. Sometimes if she is slow to get up he will smack her around. Sometimes the cat gets booted when he starts to smack her around.
Once she gets out of the shower and starts blow drying her hair, the cat sits on the toilet and continues to yell at her until he gets fed.
DaveLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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yes, really makes you wonder how intelligent animals reall are.
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and Guchi too.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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How did you train your cat to do that?Originally posted by Helevitia
As soon as the alarm goes off, he jumps on the bed and immediately puts one paw on my wifes nose and starts to yell at her. Sometimes if she is slow to get up he will smack her around.

I found the article about the parrot, but hadn't figured out the link with GuchiGuh!
Jörg
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polly wants a cracker.
polly wants a cracker.
crack! polly needs crack! shit! give me crack! polly needs crack!

mfg
wulfman"Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
"Lobsters?"
"Really? I didn't know they did that."
"Oh yes, red means help!"
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This one made me wonder, think about it:
Sometimes the cat gets booted when he starts to smack her around.
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you mean feathers, right.Originally posted by GuchiGuh
*cracks knuckles...*
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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You might want to try reverse psychology: tell everyone you *want* to be a parrot, and that the last thing you'd *want* to be is a BMW 7 series...
(of course, whether this will work with Sasq and the others, I don't know...
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Jörg
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