Story From Bagdad
A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They
came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he
was alert. As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured
Marine what happened. The Marine responded, "I was heavily armed and moving
north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a
miserable piece of camel shit and then the Iraqi told me that Ted Kennedy
and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of donkey shit and Hillary was Janet
Reno's lesbian whore!" "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "We were
shaking hands when a truck hit us."
came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he
was alert. As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured
Marine what happened. The Marine responded, "I was heavily armed and moving
north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a
miserable piece of camel shit and then the Iraqi told me that Ted Kennedy
and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of donkey shit and Hillary was Janet
Reno's lesbian whore!" "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "We were
shaking hands when a truck hit us."
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