Knowing when not to get upset........
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights...
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... A v*i*b*r*a*t*o*r!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent b*a*s*t*a*r*d," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights...
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... A v*i*b*r*a*t*o*r!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent b*a*s*t*a*r*d," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids
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