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... me, but then I ....Juu nin to iro
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.Comment
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...whacked an orca and...The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I would still get screwedComment
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...afterwards pondered the meaning of...Comment
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...sending the first llama to Mars...--Insert something here--Comment
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.. when I realized I must be doing too many drugs. I went to the Betty Ford center where I met..Comment
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my soon-to-be-ex who was bloated and irritable who said.......Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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...BUUURRRRRRPP!
She then proceeded to vomit all over the...Comment
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... pink llama, which also got sick and ...Comment
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...pissed on my new laptop which I had purchased at ...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
–The Light Fantastic, Terry PratchettComment
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Laptops-R-Us. Suddenly the laptop started to...Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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.. crackle and then smoke poured from the thing. I was so angry, I...Comment
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dug a hole and planted my head. While my head was buried I started to think....Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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.. more than I ever had before, which frightened me so much that I..Comment
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