The Registry of Obscene Names

[KvHagedorn]

Dave, if you want to be especially mean to this woman, sneak into her office/cubicle and put onto her computer a fullscreen-sized video of some woman licking a penis. Dub a voiceover saying "Hey, are you liqin dong?" followed by laughter. Make her open it by rerouting, say, her "Word" or "Excel" icon to open the video clip instead.

Jeez, I'm evil.. the poor woman would probably go to the top floor and jump off.

[PAugustin]

I.C. Wiener

(Futurama inside )

[GuchiGuh]

Peter Silie

[GT98]

Theres a chain of Convence stores in New Jersey Called Wawa and the guy who runs it name is

Dick Wood

I had to restrain myself so my coffee didnt go out my nose when I saw that on the coffee cup I got from there a couple years ago

[Delany]

There was a politician in New South Wales here in Australia whose name was Richard Face. (geez his parents must of hated the idea of having a child... )

[Gurm]

Richard Hedd.

"Just call me Dick!"

- Gurm

[GuchiGuh]

ok dick.

[SpiralDragon]

Bigus Dicus..

no but seriously some names in english or other languages sound horible when translated to arabic

NiKita Balakhov = bone her with out feer
Jan-pier Masklie = Jan-Pier Held my thingy
Monika Luinsky = (when done with a syrian accent = he did not bone winski)

and quite alot of other similar ones.....

[High_Jumbllama]

Hmm. Did not read whole thread.

[KvHagedorn]

Nobody has mentioned the classic..

Hugh G. Rection

What about the rest of the Ho family? We met Randy, how about

Ima Ho

and

Harry Ho

[KvHagedorn]

There's the Butt family (there's a chain of grocery stores in Texas called H.E.B., which stands for Howard E. Butt, though everyone thought it was

Harry Butt

for a long time. There were stories about his family, too.. that he had a daughter named

Ophelia Butt

and a son named

Tanner Butt

but neither of these were confirmed.)

[az]

We have/had a weather girl here whose name was Maxi Biewer (pronounced like "beaver").

AZ

[KvHagedorn]

I knew a guy (he was Creek Indian) whose last name was actually Beaver. I bet he's glad his parents didn't name him Harry.

So let's add the Beaver family..

Harry Beaver

Randy Beaver

Ophelia Beaver

Liqin Beaver (Thanks, Dave.. never knew that name existed! )

Ivana Beaver

Misty Beaver

Lotta Beaver

any others?

[Chrono_Wanderer]

For guys:

One of my best friends at school... Peter Du.
So, on the school network, his login is... du peter

Another friend of mine, with first name... Yen.
So, we often joke that hes worth 1 Yen


For gals:

I met a few chinese girls before with their first name:
Candy.
Sounds yummy to me! (jk)

And I know this other girl whose name is
Sincere. (on letter, you'd go like... Sincererly, sincere)

What's up with these nams :? geez.