A Blonde's first football game

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  • GT98
    FanBoy
    • Aug 1999
    • 4408
    #1

    A Blonde's first football game

    A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied,"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
    "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
    "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR"!!!!
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
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    • SpiralDragon
      Super MURCer
      • May 2002
      • 3548
      #2
      heee heeeee..... we have a similar joke about a saoudi prince who was watching a scoer game and sujested to buy a ball for every player so that they dont have to fight over one ball in the field
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        • Brian R.
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 3874
          #3
          Obviously, she missed the fact that the fight was over 4 quarters, not just one.

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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661
              #4
              LOL!!!

              Jammrock
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                • Technoid
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 7645
                  #5
                  ROFL
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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                    • Gurm
                      MS Fanboy
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 11460
                      #6
                      I don't understand why this is funny...

                      I've often wondered myself about that very topic when watching a so-called "footsie-ball" game.

                      Also, why don't they ever use their feet?

                      - Gurm
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                        • KvHagedorn
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 10725
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Gurm

                          Also, why don't they ever use their feet?

                          - Gurm
                          That's what they're standing on, you tard.. I mean for REAL!

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                            • Umfriend
                              Crabby Smurf
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 7308
                              #8
                              So what does that make handball then....
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