A sailor's story.

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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    A sailor's story.

    A young woman in Toronto was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
    throwing herself into Lake Ontario. She went down to the docks and was about
    to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the
    edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much
    to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away
    on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
    closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy,
    and you'll keep me happy. " The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to
    lose. Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night,
    the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night
    he brought her three sandwiches, some bottled water and a piece of fruit, and they
    had passionate sex until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
    was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a
    trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," the captain said.
    "This is the Toronto Island Ferry".
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • High_Jumbllama
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 1999
    • 4522

    #2

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    • PAugustin
      MURCer
      • Nov 2000
      • 700

      #3
      Nice !
      System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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      • SpiralDragon
        Super MURCer
        • May 2002
        • 3548

        #4
        ... lol
        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        • Chrono_Wanderer
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2002
          • 2540

          #5
          roflmao!

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          • Technoid
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 7645

            #6
            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              HAHAHA!!!
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • DukeP
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 1999
                • 1830

                #8
                Lol.

                But still, am I the only one feeling sorry for the lady?



                ~~DukeP~~

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                • az
                  Moderator
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 9336

                  #9
                  ROFLMAO

                  No, you aren't. My girlfriend is, too
                  (I am too, of course )

                  AZ
                  There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                  • dZeus
                    Moderator
                    • Aug 2000
                    • 4622

                    #10
                    ROFL

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                    • RhinoZ
                      MURCer
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 843

                      #11
                      Whoo,
                      that was a great one

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                      • The Rock
                        Super MURCer
                        • Oct 1999
                        • 1063

                        #12
                        LOL!
                        Bart

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                        • High_Jumbllama
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 1999
                          • 4522

                          #13
                          One of a few. Why feel sorry when none of it is real?

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                          • Duty
                            MURCer
                            • Apr 2000
                            • 714

                            #14
                            Sweet...
                            -We stop learning when We die, and some
                            people just don't know They're dead yet!

                            Member of the COC!
                            Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                            Food for thought...
                            - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                            - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                            • Fat Tone
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 7579

                              #15
                              LOL
                              FT.

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