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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Call the bomb squad!



    Austrian police called in a bomb squad when a pedestrian reported a buzzing package in a garbage can.

    "The package was a green plastic bag wrapped in brown postal tape - upon being touched, it turned out to be vibrating," police in the western Austrian town of Rankweil said in a statement about the Thursday incident.

    The police patrol at the scene called in a bomb squad, which opened the package.

    "The uncertain situation became less tense when it turned out the package contained a vibrator that was on as well as four pornographic video tapes and several magazines," the statement said.
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • Duty
    MURCer
    • Apr 2000
    • 714

    #2
    Did they blow it on the spot? I thought they did that for safety sake?

    Jeff
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    • Chrono_Wanderer
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2002
      • 2540

      #3
      ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        Bwhahahahahaha
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • The PIT
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 11901

          #5
          I guess no one claimed it.
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