The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

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  • Wombat
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2000
    • 9498

    #1

    The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

    Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.
  • Greebe
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 8555

    #2
    Haven't laughed that hard in a good while
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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    • Tempest
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2001
      • 1111

      #3
      ditto

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • Lizzard[MPE]
          Avatar Tease
          Moderator
          • Nov 2000
          • 3911

          #5
          "The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. "

          hah good list!
          www.lizziemorrison.com

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          • DGhost
            Super MURCer
            • May 2000
            • 2573

            #6
            so much comedy gold... and so many things i've acctually seen... *giggle*
            "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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            • The Rock
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 1999
              • 1063

              #7
              I've seen it before, but still one of the funniest things I've read on the web by far. Hilarious!
              33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

              34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
              Bart
              Bart

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              • Duty
                MURCer
                • Apr 2000
                • 714

                #8
                I'm suprised he didn't have:

                Not allowed to clear a formation from bad gass.


                Jeff
                -We stop learning when We die, and some
                people just don't know They're dead yet!

                Member of the COC!
                Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                Food for thought...
                - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                • paulcs
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2000
                  • 3098

                  #9
                  I cannot arrest children for being rude.

                  But what if they're very, very rude?

                  Paul

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