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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    BIG spider!

    ....the Chicken Spider has grown to giant proportions. The largest specimen observed during the making of the programme had a body length of 95mm and a leg-span of 250mm - the size of a dinner plate......
    BIG spider!
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
  • Lizzard[MPE]
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    Moderator
    • Nov 2000
    • 3911

    #2
    harry potter shit............
    www.lizziemorrison.com

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    • Sasq
      Administrator
      • Jan 2001
      • 4635

      #3
      nothing a big can of bugspary or a baseball bat wouldn't fix
      Juu nin to iro


      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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      • Lizzard[MPE]
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        Moderator
        • Nov 2000
        • 3911

        #4
        i would go with the baseball bat
        www.lizziemorrison.com

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        • gt40
          This space for rent
          • Sep 1999
          • 3973

          #5
          how about one of those anvils that keeps on landing on Wiley coyote's head.
          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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          • DGhost
            Super MURCer
            • May 2000
            • 2573

            #6
            personally i would go with a car or a truck.
            "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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            • Dilitante1
              Administrator
              • Aug 1999
              • 1829

              #7
              too big to have any fun with....

              Sasq said
              nothing a big can of bugspary or a baseball bat wouldn't fix
              the further away the better when ya whack it

              Where's Byock to prove that it can wrestle a chicken?
              Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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              • KvHagedorn
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 10725

                #8
                I was thinking more along the lines of a big can of WD40 and a lighter.. good idea from the WD40 thread.

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                • Delany
                  Real Super Murcer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 256

                  #9
                  Seeing that i'm absolutely terrified of spiders, my answer would be a great movie quote:

                  "I say we take off and nuke the thing from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

                  <small>apologies to movies fanatics if it's not word for word...</small>
                  ASUS P8Z68-V Pro Motherboard, Intel Core i7 2600K CPU @ 4.3GHz, G.SKILL Ripjaws X Series 32GB DDR3 Ram, Pioneer DVR-219L DVDRW, OCZ Vertex 3 120GB SSD, Western Digital Black 1TB SATA HDD, Sapphire Radeon R9 280X 3GB, Everything being driven by Windows 10 Professional (64Bit)...

                  Bored Yet?

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #10
                    Personally, I'd save it from all you crazy bastards who want to kill it. Big spiders are cool.
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • SitFlyer
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 7178

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZokesPro
                      Personally, I'd save it from all you crazy bastards who want to kill it. Big spiders are cool.
                      Not this one. It's venom is 18 times more deadly than America's Black Widow and it has actually learned to cooperate in prey capture.
                      Last edited by SitFlyer; 20 March 2004, 16:51.

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SitFlyer
                        Not this one. It's venom is 18 times more deadly than America's Black Widow.
                        18??? Whoa, that's one kick ass spider!
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • Jon P. Inghram
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 1999
                          • 3878

                          #13
                          Wrong one, that big black tarantula isn't the one with the nasty venom, it was the Brazilian Wandering Spider:



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                          • SitFlyer
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 7178

                            #14
                            Yep, your right. I misread the article

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                            • Jon P. Inghram
                              Super MURCer
                              • Oct 1999
                              • 3878

                              #15
                              Not that I'd want that tarantula to bite me either... OUCH!!!

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