petition against norway

[M|x]

Dear Mr. Gore,

We, the undersigned, hold you in the highest regards for inventing the internet. However, there is one issue that has come to light that noone could have possibly forseen: NORWAY. Norway has no business on the internet. 98.3% of Norwegians with internet connections use their computers to join english-speaking chat rooms, only to babble incoherently and then flood before being forcefully removed. This issue must be resolved immediately.

Mr. Gore, O Great Creator of the Internet, please remove all major backbone routes to and from Norway. This is the only solution at this point. Thank you.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

http://www.petitiononline.com/norway/petition.html

i, for one, am insulted

[High_Jumbllama]

WTH! There's 4031+ very stupid people out there!

[ZokesPro]

Al Gore did not invent the internet.

[Jon P. Inghram]

And they talk funny too!

[Chrono_Wanderer]

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?norway&4001

read their comments

[Elie]

Having read through some of the petitions, it seems to me they are bunch of 12 year olds that have nothing better to do with their spare time.

They should be removed from the Internet LOL

[a_h]

Al Gore did not invent the internet.

Of course not! I did.

Hannes

[Brian Ellis]

Originally posted by a_h
Of course not! I did.

Hannes

Liar! I did it before you were even born!

We've had the Internet in Hell for hundreds of years. Interestingly, Hell is in Norway. However, we have only 64 bit/s modems in Hell, although we have just upgraded to XP machines under PC-DOS 2. That's why it is Hell!

[Jammrock]

We all know that it wasn't Gore, it was Bill Clinton. When Bill was born, the sun shone off his miraculous balls to illuminate the minds of great inventors who discovered that you can send 1's and 0's across copper cables and build an interplanetary network ... or Internet.

Jammrock

[M|x]

Originally posted by Jammrock
We all know that it wasn't Gore, it was Bill Clinton. When Bill was born, the sun shone off his miraculous balls to illuminate the minds of great inventors who discovered that you can send 1's and 0's across copper cables and build an interplanetary network ... or Internet.

Jammrock

you know your history. shame on the ones that tried to manipulate the rest of us

[Indiana]

I somehow feel the strong urge to sign the petition...