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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #61
    [OT]
    The most problematic "racist" jokes are of this type:
    2 black men stand on a bridge ove the river and pee.
    1st man: Damn, the water is cold !
    2nd man: And deep !
    3rd man: (Yes, he isn't part of the original joke): There's like a ton of garbage down at the bottom.

    The problem is, is it a stereotype or is it for real that black men are very.. Endowed ?

    Oh and another:
    2 black men coming out of the river after a good swim are seen by a group of white tourists, who can't hold their laughter at the size of the black men's 'arsenal'.
    One of the Africans turns to his friend askign angrily: What's their problem ? Doesn't their schlong shrink in cold water too ?

    [/OT]
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • High_Jumbllama
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 4522

      #62
      Hmm a someone doesn't find the joke funny thread and for once I was not involved?!

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      • Helevitia
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 6628

        #63
        You are all a bunch of british hobbiests!
        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • Helevitia
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 6628

          #64
          How about tasteless jokes like:

          Why does Hellen Keller wear skin tight pants?

          So people can read her lips.
          Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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          • High_Jumbllama
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 4522

            #65
            Originally posted by Helevitia
            How about tasteless jokes like:

            Why does Hellen Keller wear skin tight pants?

            So people can read her lips.

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            • DukeP
              Super MURCer
              • Nov 1999
              • 1830

              #66
              Thats not tasteless?
              How can lips be tasteless??


              Reminds me of the old Clinton slogan (about his wife campaigning): Read my lips - no more Bush.

              ~~DukeP~~

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              • High_Jumbllama
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 4522

                #67
                LOL!

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                • DentyCracker
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2000
                  • 2023

                  #68
                  ROTFLMAO
                  Lighten up folks.
                  Kinda funny to see certain people upset about the cat joke, when they've said many things that I think are more inflammatory than some black humour. Anyway this is the lounge not the temp forum, where I don't think I have ever posted. This is why some people have stopped posting at murc.
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                  • KRSESQ
                    Super MURCer
                    • Feb 2000
                    • 3224

                    #69
                    Hmmm... The link appears dead...

                    The video doesn't exactly fill me with a desire to run out and buy this car. After all, if it would do that to a cat just for tracking up the paint, what would it do to me if I fill it with cheap gas? Lock me in, close the vents, and suffocate me? If I don't change the oil promptly every 3500 miles, is it going to electrocute me with the cigarette lighter?

                    No, thanks!

                    Kevin

                    edit I'm already married to a Christine. I sure as hell don't want to drive one!

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                    • Lizzard[MPE]
                      Avatar Tease
                      Moderator
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 3911

                      #70
                      hahahaaa.
                      www.lizziemorrison.com

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                      • KvHagedorn
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 10725

                        #71


                        Great point, Kevin..

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                        • ZokesPro
                          Serial Murcerer
                          • Sep 2000
                          • 8325

                          #72
                          Originally posted by KRSESQ
                          edit I'm already married to a Christine. I sure as hell don't want to drive one!
                          HAHAHA, she's that bad eh?
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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