Lame joke of the day(but I'll bet you will laugh)

[Helevitia]

Ask me if I'm a truck...

go ahead, really! ask me!
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"Are you a truck?"

No! BAHAHAHAHA!

[Admiral]

bored ?

[Helevitia]

Maybe

[Helevitia]

OK, here is a better one(but not much)

What kind of bees produce milk?


Boobies!

[Brian R.]

This is what happens when you screw around trying to reinstall your OS for more than a couple hours...

[Jon P. Inghram]

He's suffering from an almost lethal level of Windows intoxication, the poor fool!

[Helevitia]

haha! You guys are probably right. I was without my puter for most of the day yesterday. I guess I went through withdrawels.

Oh!

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station (BP = old gas station here)

[Lizzard[MPE]]

crack kills dave.. you know that right?

[Helevitia]

I know! I like it! teehee *pulls out crack pipe and smokes more* teehee

John jacob jingle heimer smith....!!!

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Helevitia
I know! I like it! teehee *pulls out crack pipe and smokes more* teehee

John jacob jingle heimer smith....!!!

Hey man! Quit hoggin' the pipe man! Jeez man. I want some man.

[Helevitia]

*passes pipe to Zokes*

[Delany]

Dave, I saw that one coming, you know you are right though. I did have a chuckle at the truck joke (If you can call it that)...

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Helevitia
*passes pipe to Zokes*

Mmmm, passing.... drool.

*takes a few hauls and passes it down the line... to Dave!!!*

tee hee...

tee hee hee...

Dats zome goood sheet man. *cough* *cough*





Edit: I like boobies...uh... I mean I like the boobies joke.

[Helevitia]

Well, I am glad somebody can appreciate it for what it is

[Helevitia]

LOL, I'm starting to infect Zokes

*Passes pretty white jcket with long sleeves that ties in the back to Zokes*

And don't forget what I told you about shooting little old ladies in the back with a bazooka in a dark alley...