Can't deliver your baby? Perform you own Caesarean!!!

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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Can't deliver your baby? Perform you own Caesarean!!!

    Now this is taking it beyond holy shit!

    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • SitFlyer
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2002
    • 7178

    #2

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    • Sasq
      Administrator
      • Jan 2001
      • 4635

      #3
      Someone, anyone should ask that woman what she really wants and needs.

      Then give it to her, with bonus prizes.
      Juu nin to iro


      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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      • Jammrock
        The Berserker
        • Aug 1999
        • 8661

        #4
        eeewwww... talk about motherly love. That baby better love qand respect his mom.
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • Chrono_Wanderer
          Super MURCer
          • Mar 2002
          • 2540

          #5


          holy ****!

          Hats down to her though, I think this story is quite beautiful... (of course sad)

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          • Brian R.
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 3874

            #6
            Why didn't she call the local nurse before she started to cut herself???

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            • Brian Ellis
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 9623

              #7
              Originally posted by Brian R.
              Why didn't she call the local nurse before she started to cut herself???
              Simple - she knew that the nurse could not and would not do anything and both mother and baby would have died.
              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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              • Brian R.
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 3874

                #8
                The knife would have helped persuade her.

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                • Wombat
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 2000
                  • 9498

                  #9
                  Call her? They didn't even have running water. Fetching the nurse probably took a while.
                  Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                  • Brian R.
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 3874

                    #10
                    Semantics

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