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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Crappy way to die

    I was out in my backyard this afternoon when I noticed this dead rat stuck in my plum tree. Upon further investigation, I realized that he had jumped from the roof and got wedged in between two branches. What a way to go
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    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #2
    This pic shows you where he jumped from.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    • Novdid
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2000
      • 2609

      #3
      hehe, poor thing!

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      • Chrono_Wanderer
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2002
        • 2540

        #4
        ouch

        must be a painful death

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        • Tjalfe
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2002
          • 3053

          #5
          Could it have been a predator of sorts jamming it in there for eating?.. seems like an awfull long jump for a rat
          We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


          i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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          • Helevitia
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 6628

            #6
            maybe he jumped on the branch first and as he was moving along, got stuck? It was the only reasoning I could come up with. What predator could be out on that limb without falling or breaking the branch?

            Maybe he was sick and dying and he fell from the branch above?
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • Tjalfe
              Super MURCer
              • Nov 2002
              • 3053

              #7
              I am thinking that maybe a predatory bird of sorts could have dropped it while flying above, or maybe a cat climping in the higher branches..did you perform an autopsy to determine the cause of death?
              We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


              i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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              • Helevitia
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 6628

                #8
                Sorry, autopsy is not my area of expertise
                Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                • Technoid
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 7645

                  #9
                  Weird place for a rat to end up dead
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • Brian Ellis
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 9623

                    #10
                    Looks to me like cat behaviour. Many cats "park" their prey out of the reach of other predators, when they kill more than they can eat at the time. Leopards are notorious for this, as they often kill gazelles which are enough for 2-3 days' meals, then drag the cadavers into a tree and jam them there in the thinnest branches they can reach. That way, the hyenas cannot pinch their food. Mountain lions do the same, though more often on inaccessible rock faces, rather than trees.
                    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                    • Helevitia
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 6628

                      #11
                      I don't see any bites taken out of the rat. Plus, cats never venture into our backyard.
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                      • gt40
                        This space for rent
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 3973

                        #12
                        It wasn't raining cats and dogs, and rats, was it?
                        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                        • Brian R.
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3874

                          #13
                          necropsy, not autopsy

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                          • agallag
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 3201

                            #14
                            He's not dead. He's just resting. Probably pining for the fjords!
                            Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                            • Lizzard[MPE]
                              Avatar Tease
                              Moderator
                              • Nov 2000
                              • 3911

                              #15
                              im goin to have rat nightmares now KTHXDAVE
                              www.lizziemorrison.com

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