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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Take that!

    The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He walks into the
    kitchen and immediately starts yelling:

    "CAREFUL!!!
    CAREFUL!!!
    MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!!
    THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!!
    TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!
    THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

    The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you
    yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

    The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I
    am driving and you sit next to me..."
    Lawrence
  • J1NG
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2000
    • 1388

    #2
    Ooooooooo.... I getting outta here... NOW!

    J1NG

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    • ayoub_ibrahim
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 2445

      #3
      wonder what Lizzy is going to say about this!

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      • Lizzard[MPE]
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        Moderator
        • Nov 2000
        • 3911

        #4
        haha i was reading it and thought. jesus.. sounds like a backseat driver
        www.lizziemorrison.com

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        • Greebe
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 8555

          #5
          This was one of the reasons my nextdoor neighbor left his wife... she did the very same even after her DL was suspended for too many points/accidents/DUI's etc.
          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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