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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Want to laugh? Read this rant

    Great read

    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • DGhost
    Super MURCer
    • May 2000
    • 2573

    #2
    LOL
    "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      *** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***
      LOL
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Chris B
        MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 422

        #4
        YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?
        LMAO
        If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

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        • KvHagedorn
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 10725

          #5
          hehe that was good. Thanks, Dave.

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          • Ajax
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 2002
            • 877

            #6
            ROFL
            --Insert something here--

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            • Paddy
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2000
              • 6067

              #7
              woot!
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • cjolley
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7672

                #8
                Engineer + Motorcycle + (unable to change own sparkplugs) = LOSER
                I have no sympathy.
                chuck


                PS I don't care if was able to do it eventually. He should have been able to from a standing start.
                Chuck
                秋音的爸爸

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                • gt40
                  This space for rent
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 3973

                  #9
                  Originally posted by cjolley
                  Engineer + Motorcycle + (unable to change own sparkplugs) = LOSER
                  I have no sympathy.
                  chuck


                  PS I don't care if was able to do it eventually. He should have been able to from a standing start.
                  Haha, good observation.
                  Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                  • Jammrock
                    The Berserker
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 8661

                    #10
                    I have noticed that certain professions are like that. Most, but not all, programmers I know (present company omitted) can't do jack on a computer besides turn it on, program and run a few things. Ask them to fix or troubleshoot anything but their own code and they're hopeless.

                    Jammrock
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • KvHagedorn
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 10725

                      #11
                      Originally posted by cjolley
                      Engineer + Motorcycle + (unable to change own sparkplugs) = LOSER
                      I have no sympathy.
                      chuck


                      PS I don't care if was able to do it eventually. He should have been able to from a standing start.
                      If someone came over to your home and took a dump on your floor, would you be upset? Would you be even more upset when someone else called you a loser for not being able to clean it up?
                      Last edited by KvHagedorn; 4 May 2004, 17:15.

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                      • Chrono_Wanderer
                        Super MURCer
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 2540

                        #12
                        ROFLMAO @ cjolley and KvH

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                        • DukeP
                          Super MURCer
                          • Nov 1999
                          • 1830

                          #13
                          Lol.

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                          • cjolley
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7672

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                            If someone came over to your home and took a dump on your floor, would you be upset? Would you be even more upset when someone else called you a loser for not being able to clean it up?
                            Suppose I was a cleaning solution designer & didn't know how to clean it up.


                            I know why he's upset.
                            But he should have had a spare plug in his shirt pocket.
                            chuck
                            Chuck
                            秋音的爸爸

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                            • gt40
                              This space for rent
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 3973

                              #15
                              Originally posted by cjolley

                              But he should have had a spare plug in his shirt pocket.
                              chuck
                              In case he wanted to smoke crack too???
                              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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