Yet another damn new virus

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Yet another damn new virus

    There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

    If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss,
    or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO
    NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life
    completely. If you should come into contact with
    WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and
    go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote
    known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until
    WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.

    Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends,
    his means that you are already infected and that
    WORK already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS
    VIRUS IS DEADLY!
    Lawrence
  • Topha
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2001
    • 1235

    #2
    But beware, because too much of the antidote makes you immune to the virus, which is, in reasonable quantities, quite important for your physical and psychological well doing

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    • Brian R.
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 3874

      #3
      In the words of the immortal Maynard G. Krebs:

      "WORK!"

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      • cjolley
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7672

        #4
        Originally posted by Brian R.
        In the words of the immortal Maynard G. Krebs:

        "WORK!"
        Heh, I used that on my 25 year old officemate once and got the blankest look I've ever seen.

        Oh, well. I agree totaly.
        Chuck
        Chuck
        秋音的爸爸

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        • Brian R.
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 3874

          #5
          What does the "G" stand for?

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          • cjolley
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7672

            #6
            Gilligan?

            Chuck
            Chuck
            秋音的爸爸

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            • Greebe
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 8555

              #7
              G = Walter
              "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

              "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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              • cjolley
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7672

                #8
                Mine was more fun...
                Chuck
                Chuck
                秋音的爸爸

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                • Greebe
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8555

                  #9
                  OT:

                  I knew a Myron Krebs when in HS... one day this supreme Jock (everyone now bow to his majesty) name was called out when doing attendance by a subsitute teach.. Is Marian Krebs here?

                  We all busted up

                  /OT

                  just had to share that
                  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                  "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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