Investigating "Lifesavers".......

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Investigating "Lifesavers".......

    A schoolteacher was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say:

    "Red..................cherry"
    "Yellow...............lemon"
    "Green................lime"
    "Orange...............orange"

    Finally, he gave them Honey flavoured Lifesavers. After eating them for few moments none of the children could identify the taste "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
    "Everybody, spit them out - they're ****oles!"
    Lawrence
  • Greebe
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 8555

    #2
    hahahaha
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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    • ayoub_ibrahim
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 2445

      #3

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        Hahahaha!!! (I translated it in french and it's still funny!)

        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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