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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973
    #1

    Oh boy, we got some issues here!

    This is a response sent back from one of my neighbour's wife with regards to an email invitation for an annual horsehoe tournament hosted by one of the other neighbours.
    I guess she hit 'reply to all' so we all knew her stand:
    Sorry Kevin won't be able to make it the horseshoe tournament this year as he has to catch up on all his chores that he never does because he's always playing in ***king golf or horseshoe tournaments. Instead of "male" bonding he needs some "family" bonding or the b*stard is going to be out on his ass.


    Even the wifey thought she was being a little extreme.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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    • High_Jumbllama
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 4522
      #2
      I'm sensing some frustration here.

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        • Gurrn
          mini MURCer
          • Jun 2004
          • 4
          #3
          Serves him right. Shirking B*stard.

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            • DGhost
              Super MURCer
              • May 2000
              • 2573
              #4
              wow. took long enough to get that other email addy.
              "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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                • gt40
                  This space for rent
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 3973
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Gurrn
                  Serves him right. Shirking B*stard.
                  Welcome back.


                  Obviously the wife has a point to make.
                  We were just taken back with her approach. It should have been something to take up with her husbamnd, not the rest of the neighbourhood.
                  Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                    • Gurrn
                      mini MURCer
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4
                      #6
                      Maybe her sense of humour is too subtle for all you retards?

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                        • Umfriend
                          Crabby Smurf
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 7308
                          #7
                          Welcome back?? G u r r n??
                          Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
                          [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

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                            • Brian Ellis
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 9623
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Umfriend
                              Welcome back?? G u r r n??
                              No welcome back needed, he's an impostor trying to pretend he's Gurm, but he doesn't cut it.
                              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                                • High_Jumbllama
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Dec 1999
                                  • 4522
                                  #9
                                  Different insult style. Not even a poor imitation.

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                                    • Greebe
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Aug 1999
                                      • 8555
                                      #10
                                      good
                                      "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                                      "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                                        • Umfriend
                                          Crabby Smurf
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 7308
                                          #11
                                          Uhm, I sorta gathered that dude!
                                          Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
                                          [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

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                                            • Gurrn
                                              mini MURCer
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 4
                                              #12
                                              So you want better insults? Well Scr*w You. That's more than you deserve anyway.

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