Clarence
Ole lived across the River from Clarence who he didn't like
at
all. They were yelling across the river at each other all
the time.
Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis
river, I'd
come over dere an beat you up good, sure ya betcha by
golly!" This
went on for years. Finally the state built a bridge across
the river
right there by their houses.
Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is you chance, Ole, vhy don't
you go over
dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you
vould?" Ole says, "OK,
by yimmy I tink I vill do yust dat".
Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge
an he stops
to read it, then he turns around and comes back home. Lena
asked, "vhy
did you come back?"
Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up
dat
Clarence. You know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says
"Clarence is
13 ft. 6 in." You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I
yell at him
from across da river".
at
all. They were yelling across the river at each other all
the time.
Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis
river, I'd
come over dere an beat you up good, sure ya betcha by
golly!" This
went on for years. Finally the state built a bridge across
the river
right there by their houses.
Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is you chance, Ole, vhy don't
you go over
dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you
vould?" Ole says, "OK,
by yimmy I tink I vill do yust dat".
Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge
an he stops
to read it, then he turns around and comes back home. Lena
asked, "vhy
did you come back?"
Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up
dat
Clarence. You know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says
"Clarence is
13 ft. 6 in." You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I
yell at him
from across da river".
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