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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Indian and coffee

    A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
    buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The
    waiter says, "Sure chief, comin' right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in
    one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it
    with the shotgun, then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a
    bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says
    to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
    yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
    position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others to
    clean up, disappear for rest of day."
    Lawrence
  • Admiral
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 2000
    • 3125

    #2

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    • Paddy
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2000
      • 6067

      #3
      The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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      • VJ
        Moderator
        • Mar 2001
        • 9733

        #4
        I heard it in this form:


        Ok...this panda bear walks into a restaurant and says ”hi” I would like to eat.

        The manager at first refuses but then agrees. The waiter seats the panda bear at a table and gives him his menu. the panda bear orders a ton of food and then sits back happy. The waiter comes over and brings him his bill. The panda bear gets up and shoots the waiter with a gun.

        As he's leaving the restaurant the manager comes running after him and says wait a second!! I treated you well fed you well . Why did you shoot my waiter? The panda bear says,” didn't you know that's what panda bears do?

        The manager is dumbfounded and says what are you talking about? The panda bear says,” go look up in an encyclopedia about what panda bears do.” the panda bear leaves and the manager gets an encyclopedia and looks up panda bears...”panda bears: lives in Asia...eats shoots and leaves.
        pixar
        Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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        • DukeP
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 1999
          • 1830

          #5
          ROFL.


          ~~DukeP~~

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          • ayoub_ibrahim
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 2445

            #6

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            • Podfrog
              MURCer
              • Oct 2003
              • 99

              #7
              yes, while the two jokes are both definitional, it is an entirely different dynamic. i wouldn't say the two are "the same joke in different forms," rather, two jokes in a similar form.

              edit: yeah! no more of that mini MURCer trash
              Last edited by Podfrog; 18 June 2004, 22:13.
              "both boredom and hysteria are the enemies of reason." -cliff geertz

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              • DukeP
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 1999
                • 1830

                #8
                Hey PodFrog - welcome back up!

                ~~DukeP~~

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