I liked this funny
A popular bar had a new robotic barman installed. A customer came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '150.'
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, 'This is clever.'
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.'
So the robot started talking about Football, Horse Racing, and so on.
The man thought to himself, 'Very clever!'
He went out and came back in a third time and as before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you going vote for xxx* again?'
* For xxx, substitute, Berlusconi, Blair, Bush, Chirac, Hussein, Schroeder, Sharon etc. according to the country in which you live
'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '150.'
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, 'This is clever.'
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.'
So the robot started talking about Football, Horse Racing, and so on.
The man thought to himself, 'Very clever!'
He went out and came back in a third time and as before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you going vote for xxx* again?'
* For xxx, substitute, Berlusconi, Blair, Bush, Chirac, Hussein, Schroeder, Sharon etc. according to the country in which you live
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