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  • Rakido
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2000
    • 1313

    #1

    if you need a new mousepad ..



    "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #2
    I WANT ONE !!!
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • Kooldino
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 2002
      • 3026

      #3
      Do they make them with silicon?

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      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #4
        Originally posted by Kooldino
        Do they make them with silicon?
        Sure! They have chips in them to confer artificial intelligence to the user. Whether the gel is silicone-based is another story.
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          Hmmm.....

          a nice enhanced version would have nipples that erect when played with and a sound chip that moans

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
          ----------------------------
          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • schmosef
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 2002
            • 5813

            #6
            Their website has some interesting music.
            P.S. You've been Spanked!

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            • Ajax
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 2002
              • 877

              #7
              Those look.... Comfortable.
              --Insert something here--

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              • Paddy
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2000
                • 6067

                #8
                hmm... I can also imagine something a tad more phallic
                The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                • Jammrock
                  The Berserker
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8661

                  #9
                  I love the Japanese.
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • KvHagedorn
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 10725

                    #10
                    ...now if it was two legs and the pad was a crotch with a big cameltoe, you could rest your whole forearm there..

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                    • Helevitia
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 6628

                      #11
                      hmmm? A forearm resting cameltoe I like it!
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                      • gt40
                        This space for rent
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 3973

                        #12
                        hmm, do they jiggle under vigorous UT play?
                        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                        • Ajax
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 877

                          #13
                          Depends on how firm they are.
                          --Insert something here--

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                          • High_Jumbllama
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 1999
                            • 4522

                            #14
                            I wonder if they'll have some of these at DragonCon.

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                            • ZokesPro
                              Serial Murcerer
                              • Sep 2000
                              • 8325

                              #15
                              Oh man, those are boobtastic!!
                              Titanium is the new bling!
                              (you heard from me first!)

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