For the boys..............

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    For the boys..............

    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
    Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
    After casting about for a suitable pearl,
    He kept messing around and created a girl.

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
    Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
    Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
    And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
    Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
    And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
    'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
















    Then He added a mouth.


    Ruined the whole damn thing
    Lawrence
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Indiana
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2000
      • 2410

      #3
      LOL
      But we named the *dog* Indiana...
      My System
      2nd System (not for Windows lovers )
      German ATI-forum

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      • SpiralDragon
        Super MURCer
        • May 2002
        • 3548

        #4
        ROFL
        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          HAHA!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • Jammrock
            The Berserker
            • Aug 1999
            • 8661

            #6
            ROFLMAO!!!
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • Duty
              MURCer
              • Apr 2000
              • 714

              #7
              Damn thats good...
              -We stop learning when We die, and some
              people just don't know They're dead yet!

              Member of the COC!
              Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

              Food for thought...
              - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
              - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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              • ayoub_ibrahim
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 2445

                #8
                LOL

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                • Byock
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2000
                  • 2328

                  #9
                  Buwhahahaha!
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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