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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #1

    Doctor Dave

    Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and
    felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried
    to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense
    of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while
    he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, "Dave, don't
    worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with
    one of their patients and you won't be the last.
    And besides, you're single. Just let it go . ."

    Invariably another other voice would bring him back to reality . . . . .

    reminding him. . . .

    reminding him. . . .

    " Dave, . . . . you're a vet . . ."
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    woof!
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • schmosef
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2002
      • 5813

      #3
      nice one!
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        hm...third or fourth time I've heard it on murc, still funny
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • Fat Tone
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7579

          #5
          LOL!
          FT.

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          • ayoub_ibrahim
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 2445

            #6

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7


              LOL
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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