"I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

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  • Joel
    Moderator
    • Aug 1999
    • 3747

    #1

    "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

    He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
    The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not elected President."

    The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry was not elected president and does not reside here."

    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I told you already that Mr. Kerry was not elected president and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir"


    Joel
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  • DukeP
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 1830

    #2
    Locked and moved to the Temp forum...



    ~~DukeP~~

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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3


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      • High_Jumbllama
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 1999
        • 4522

        #4
        Hehe. Good template for insert political leader here jokes.
        Last edited by High_Jumbllama; 12 August 2004, 16:36.

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        • J1NG
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2000
          • 1388

          #5
          Bwahahaha!

          J1NG

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          • spadnos
            MURCer
            • Jun 2002
            • 859

            #6
            Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
            Hehe. Good template for insert political leader here jokes.
            Yep. I first saw that joke with "I'd like to see president Bush" ...

            - Steve

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            • UtwigMU
              Super MURCer
              • Jul 2002
              • 5651

              #7
              There was similar joke about Tito, it was only that he was dead instead of not elected.

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              • Brian R.
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 3874

                #8
                I would like to speak with President Bangaladesh

                He's not here, he's hiding from a traffic cop.

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