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  • az
    Moderator
    • Feb 2001
    • 9336

    #1

    GWB and Condi...

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
    China.
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
    George: That's what I want to know.
    Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condi : Yes.
    George: I mean the fellow's name.
    Condi : Hu.
    George: The guy in China.
    Condi : Hu.
    George: The new leader of China.
    Condi : Hu.
    George: The Chinaman!
    Condi : Hu is leading China.
    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condi : That's the man's name.
    George: That's who's name?
    Condi : Yes.
    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
    Condi : Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
    Condi : That's correct.
    George: Then who is in China?
    Condi : Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in China?
    Condi : No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi : Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi : No, sir.
    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condi : Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    Condi : You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi : You don't want Kofi.
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condi : Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi : Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi : And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
    George: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condi : Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condi : Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    AZ
    There's an Opera in my macbook.
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Rather old, but
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • schmosef
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2002
      • 5813

      #3
      Read it before. Still nice. I laughed so hard when I first saw the baseball routine on TV.
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • Indiana
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 2410

        #4
        Wombat beat you to it:
        But we named the *dog* Indiana...
        My System
        2nd System (not for Windows lovers )
        German ATI-forum

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        • az
          Moderator
          • Feb 2001
          • 9336

          #5
          Oops...

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • KvHagedorn
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 10725

            #6
            The current administration would be good in the roles of the original Star Trek players.

            GW Bush as Captain Kirk
            Dick Cheney as Mr Spock
            Colin Powell as Dr. McCoy
            Tom Ridge as Mr. Scott
            Condi Rice as Lt. Uhura

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            • az
              Moderator
              • Feb 2001
              • 9336

              #7
              How so?

              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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