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  • Adis
    MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 546

    #1

    Marketing

    The buzzword in today's business world is MARKETING.
    However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

    Here it is:
    • You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.
      You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

      You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
      One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

      You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number.
      The next day you call and say," Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

      You see a guy at a party you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
      You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
      and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Public Relations.

      You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
      He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.

      You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
      That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

      You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you
      climb onto the roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      FT.

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      • High_Jumbllama
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 1999
        • 4522

        #4

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        • Byock
          Super MURCer
          • Jul 2000
          • 2328

          #5
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          • TransformX
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 2003
            • 4946

            #6
            So true
            "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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            • J1NG
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2000
              • 1388

              #7


              J1NG

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              • Paddy
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2000
                • 6067

                #8
                LOL
                The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                • Jammrock
                  The Berserker
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8661

                  #9


                  I love it!
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • TnT
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 1644

                    #10
                    Odd, reminds me of a conversation I had with a female friend at the beach about what the exact definition of slut is...
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                    "if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?" --Zapp Brannigan

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                    • spadnos
                      MURCer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 859

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TnT
                      Odd, reminds me of a conversation I had with a female friend at the beach about what the exact definition of slut is...
                      You didn't just point did you?

                      - Steve

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