HM Department for vague paranoia

[Fat Tone]

http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

For those unaware, the UK Govt. has recently sent everyone a useless booklet at a cost of several millions telling you to stay inside in the event of a terroist attack. Oh, and eat tinned food. And there's this 999 number thingy you might want, if the emergency services aren't already dead.

[ZokesPro]

I liked this part.

Things to remember

If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:

• Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
• Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
• Loot on the way out.

[Jon P. Inghram]

This reminds me of when we moved out of our old house... we were digging through "The Drawer" and found, besides the nearly 100 year old paperwork for the lot the house was on and other miscellaneous ancient documents, some nifty "what to do if Russia nukes us" booklets including evacuation plans for Wichita. It was both funny and creepy at the same time...