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  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #1

    Mother worried by Internet story

    A student is in the local paper becuase he ran up a 1000 pound phone bill on his retired fathers phone.

    I advised my mother that the guy had been rather silly and had been downloading pron. You know what these click click types that don't think.

    She then asked can it happen to me. I said no. Didn't bother explaining the differance between broadband and modem dialup and that I've got a bit more sense than the student.
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  • gt40
    This space for rent
    • Sep 1999
    • 3973

    #2
    So, without that explanation provided to her, she has mistakenly assumed that you don't d/l pron.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • schmosef
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2002
      • 5813

      #3
      So your mother takes it for granted that you are downloading pr0n too?
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • schmosef
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 2002
        • 5813

        #4
        Shoot! gt40 beat me to the punch! That's it, time for a spanking!
        P.S. You've been Spanked!

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        • cjolley
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7672

          #5
          Originally posted by schmosef
          ...That's it, time for a spanking!
          Insert obvious joke here:

          Chuck
          Chuck
          秋音的爸爸

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          • gt40
            This space for rent
            • Sep 1999
            • 3973

            #6
            As in 'the monkey'
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • Paddy
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2000
              • 6067

              #7
              I had to give the wife the chat on the 'do's and dont's' of d/ling pr0n.
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • gt40
                This space for rent
                • Sep 1999
                • 3973

                #8
                well, whic one is it , do or don't??
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • Paddy
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2000
                  • 6067

                  #9
                  'with care'
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • Mehen
                    Super Hamburglar
                    • May 2002
                    • 3395

                    #10
                    My dad just told me to ask my asian friend if he can get some Chinese 'pron' (I THINK he was joking). He also said to make sure it has subtitles... subtitles... for pron...

                    Anyways my point is, my dad ENCOURAGES the downloading of pron...
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                    • Fat Tone
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 7579

                      #11
                      Sorry, can you say that again Mehen, just to be sure we understand?

                      BTW, is he at all interested in adopting?
                      FT.

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                      • Greebe
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 8555

                        #12
                        Originally posted by |Mehen|
                        My dad just told me to ask my asian friend if he can get some Chinese 'pron' (I THINK he was joking). He also said to make sure it has subtitles... subtitles... for pron...

                        Anyways my point is, my dad ENCOURAGES the downloading of pron...
                        LOL
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                        • The PIT
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 11901

                          #13
                          Me download pRon never.
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