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  • Brian R.
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 3874

    #1

    Darwin Award

    What's wrong with this picture?
    Hmm?
    Got the wheels chocked
    Got redundant support
    Fixin that leak in the gas tank.
    YeHaw!
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  • Jon P. Inghram
    Super MURCer
    • Oct 1999
    • 3878

    #2
    I see the problem, his tag isn't clearly visible, he could get a ticket.

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Dang ol' minute he axe of dentally bumps one of dem dang ol' supports, you know, gaddam whole truck wool fal on em, you know?

      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • High_Jumbllama
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 1999
        • 4522

        #4
        I reckon so.

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        • Brian R.
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 3874

          #5
          What brand of truck is that anyway? In what country was this photo taken?

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          • High_Jumbllama
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 1999
            • 4522

            #6
            Originally posted by Brian R.
            What brand of truck is that anyway? In what country was this photo taken?
            Does it matter?

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            • KRSESQ
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2000
              • 3224

              #7
              Reminds me of a bonehead I saw working on his car once. The car's rear end way up in the air, the tires off, no chocks under the front tires, the guy underneath it working on something with his little kid beside him, and the only thing supporting the whole thing was a bumper jack cranked all the way to the top.

              Wish I'd had my camera with me.

              Kevin

              edit looks like a toyota.

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              • Brian R.
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 3874

                #8
                Of course it doesn't matter. Since when is that a criterion to take into account when you ask a trivia question?

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                • mmp121
                  MURCer
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 683

                  #9
                  If one of those 2x4's start moving or sliding he better darn well go flat or roll out fast, or he's gonna be in a world of hurt
                  Go Bunny GO!


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                  • Paddy
                    Super MURCer
                    • Mar 2000
                    • 6067

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mmp121
                    If one of those 2x4's start moving or sliding he better darn well go flat or roll out fast, or he's gonna be in a world of hurt
                    I don't think he'll be in a world at all!
                    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                    • Brian Ellis
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 9623

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Paddy
                      I don't think he'll be in a world at all!
                      Not when that tank explodes, anyway.
                      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                      • Technoid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 7645

                        #12
                        Se my sig
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • spadnos
                          MURCer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 859

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mmp121
                          If one of those 2x4's start moving or sliding he better darn well go flat or roll out fast, or he's gonna be in a world of hurt
                          I'm not sure he could get flat enough to help.

                          - Steve

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                          • agallag
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 3201

                            #14
                            Ayuh.
                            Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                            • Dr Mordrid
                              Moderator
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 26592

                              #15
                              Normally I'd say this moron is at risk of brain damage, but in his case that's likely already happened by genetics

                              Dr. Mordrid
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                              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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