Why men makes better friends..............

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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Why men makes better friends..............

    women:

    A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband,the very
    next morning, that she stayed at her friend's apartment over night.
    So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them Confirm
    that.


    men:


    A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very
    next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
    So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he
    stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming That he is
    still with them.
    Lawrence
  • Lizzard[MPE]
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    Moderator
    • Nov 2000
    • 3911

    #2
    hahhaa. aint that the truth
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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Haha!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • J1NG
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2000
        • 1388

        #4
        Bwahahaha!

        J1NG

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        • Fluff
          Super MURCer
          • Apr 2002
          • 1522

          #5
          Lol. A woman would probably say a mates appartment. A man would say who's appartment.
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          • Guru
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 1999
            • 6018

            #6
            ROTFL
            According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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            • az
              Moderator
              • Feb 2001
              • 9336

              #7


              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • Paddy
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2000
                • 6067

                #8
                The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                • Technoid
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 7645

                  #9
                  LMAO
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • Jammrock
                    The Berserker
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 8661

                    #10
                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... that's good.
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • Novdid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 2609

                      #11
                      Good one!

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                      • RC Agent
                        MURCer
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 422

                        #12
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                        • UtwigMU
                          Super MURCer
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 5651

                          #13

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